Things that make you an Indian

 

  1. You wake up to your parents blaring Bhajan 7 am. in the morning
  2. After 8 am. your father disappears behind newspapers and then you can hear corrupt! corruption! at a ten seconds interval . If you approach your father for money during this time it all will end to you nodding your head to his opinion about politics.
  3. If you are a Punjabi butter cannot miss out on your plate. Your mom is never satisfied that you have had enough
  4. Your T.V. remote is covered in bubble wrap or some sort of plastic sheet.
  5. Your mom cannot tolerate a slipper lying around . I wonder who has spread this viral information about slippers lying around cause negativity in house.
  6. You know how to recycle. You drink water out of bottles of coca cola or other soft drinks lying around. A jar of cookies will never have cookies. All poly bags that ever entered your land will be stored up to eternity.

The funny thing is If you Google “Indian” first image is of Mr.Bin Laden , he was not an Indian . I am not even offended .

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